I was playing around sometime last year with some music packages and I created these short mp3s loops which I use as a ring tone on my phone, feel free to download and use yourself.
Hoover - Created using the “Hoover” noise
Hoover 2 - Created using the “Hoover” noise and an arpeggio
Drums - just a quiet drum riff - suitable for quite mode on phones
Someone called I.M. Biased has written a review of The King Of the Boots over on Snoo, check it out:
I’m playing at slambuca in april, usual mix of breaks bootlegs and other party tunes.
It’s still at The Heritage Bar which was formerly known as Radio Days and is opposite the Clock Tower in St Albans City centre. Sambuca £1 all night long. Good seats, cheap drinks and bad tunes. From the makers of The Monday Club 
Don’t forget its king of the boots tonight at the monday club. Beardo, Hansi and I will be battling it out to see who is the king of the bootlegs. If I win I’ll probably be playing dnb bootlegs for the last half hour, rather than my usual breaks bootlegs. Hope you can make it!
http://www.themondayclub.info/